Beatrix Potter

As part of our topic work we will be looking at the life of Beatrix Potter. This link allows you to find out more about Beatrix Potter and the Lake District.

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Try making your own watercolour paintings using these templates.

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New orchard planted

It was very windy and cold on Saturday, but I managed to get all the new orchard trees planted, before having to go to Hull to meet my sister (and my brother and family paid a surprise visit) for my birthday dinner. The trees are only just starting to bud, and so you can only see the rabbit protectors at the moment.

Weather sayings

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight,

Red sky in the morning, shepherd's warning.

Rain before seven,

Fine by eleven.

Rings around the moon,

Wet weather soon.

Shiny morning, cloudy day,

Cloudy morning, shiny day.

A sun shiny shower,

won't last half an hour.

If the sun goes pale to bed,

'twill rain tomorrow it is said.

Grey mist at dawn,

The day will be warm.

Rain on St. Swithin's day (15th July),

will be followed by 40 days of rain.

If the oak is out before the ash,

Then you'll only get a splash (a fairly dry summer).

But if the ash beats the oak,

Then you can expect a soak ( a wet summer).

If March comes in like a lion,

It goes out like a lamb.

If it comes in like a lamb,

It goes out like a lion.

Mackerel sky, mackerel sky,

Never long wet, never long dry.

When clouds appear like rocks and towers,

The earth will be refreshed by frequent showers.

When the bees crowd out of the hive,

The weather makes it good to be alive.

Even weeds can be beautiful!

I saw this dandelion in the garden and thought that it was so beautiful that I had to take a photo.

New chicken feeder

This is our new chicken feeder.


The chickens had to learn to peck the yellow bar. When they peck the yellow bar, food falls to the ground. I thought that the chickens would find it difficult to learn how to do this, but they managed to learn within a week. I made sure that they had something really tasty inside to encourage them to peck. They enjoy having wheat, maize, mixed seeds and nuts.

There is now no waste, which means that we don't get rats. The chickens also have an automatic water trough, which makes keeping chickens very easy. When we go on holiday, someone only needs to check them once a week. Our neighbours are very friendly and love coming round more often.

Ladybirds

I think ladybirds are my favourite insect. They eat lots of other insects, particularly the ones that eat garden plants. They are the gardener's friend. These ones have been sheltering from the cold winds and rain in a crack in a fence post. Do you think that they are all related? Do they all have the same number of dots?

Almond tree flowering

This is our almond tree. I have recently moved it to the new orchard field, and it seems to have settled in well. It is the first tree to flower and has these lovely pink blossoms. Last year we got a few cups full of almonds in the autumn, and we are hoping we will have more this year.

St. Valentine

It is St. Valentine's Day on the 14th February. Saint Valentine, according to romantic legend, was a kind-hearted Roman priest who married young couples against the wishes of Emperor Claudius II, and was beheaded for his deeds on the 14th of February.

It is believed that the custom started in France and England in the middle ages because it was believed that half way through the second month was when the birds started to pair.

For this reason it is also thought to be a good time to send love letters, cards and presents.

In Wales wooden love spoons were carved and given as gifts on February 14th. Hearts, keys and keyholes were favourite decorations on the spoons. The decoration meant, "You unlock my heart!"

Why not try designing your own love spoon for St. Valentine's Day. They were always carved out of one piece of wood, and the symbols had special meanings for the couple.

One for the teachers - The boots

A teacher was helping one of her reception students put on his boots. He asked her for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said,"Teacher, they're on the wrong feet. "She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue, rather than screaming, "Why didn't you say so?"

Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

"I stuffed them in the toes of my boots", he said!

Jokes for Jessica

I am not very good at remembering jokes, and Jessica keeps telling me hers, so here are some I found on the Internet.

Q. Why won't banks allow kangaroos to open accounts?
A. Their checks always bounce.

Q. How does a mouse feels after it takes a bath?
A. Squeaky Clean.

Q. What kind of horse makes you wake up scared?
A. A nightmare.

Q. What do you get when you cross a sheep with kung fu?
A. Lamb chops.

Q. Where did the sheep go after high school?
A. To the ewe-niversity.

Q. What do you call a go-go dancing pig?
A. Shakin' bacon.

Q. What do you get when you cross a flea with a rabbit?
A. A bugs bunny.

Q. What do you get if you cross a Jedi knight with a toad?
A. Star Warts.

Q. What goes zzub, zzub, zzub?
A. A bee flying backwards. (zzub is 'buzz' backwards)

Q. Why is six afraid of seven?
A. Because seven eight nine.

Mrs Santa Claus wanted a divorce. The judge asked her to explain why.
"Judge, it's that happy jolly stuff all year long," she said. "It drives me CRAZY!"
"All year? Why I thought Santa's work was only in the winter." said the judge.
"Yes, but in summer he takes up gardening," Mrs Claus replied, and then...it's hoe, hoe, hoe, all over again!"