Christmas Jokes

What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you!

What did the little candle say to the big candle? I'm going out tonight!

What is Santa's wife called? Mary Christmas!

What do elves learn at school? The Elf-abet!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.

What is a crocodile's favourite Christmas party game? Snap!

What do penguins ride? Ice-cycles!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes.

Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decemberrrrrrrrrrrrr!